Who Piss and Did Not Flush???

Pidgin English in Nigeria for: who used the restroom and did not flush?

This is a normal thing in every household, right? Cause if it's not, then I might have to sue my siblings! 

For goodness' sake, why do my siblings use the restroom and not flush. I'm talking the WC having their little remnants of yellow fluid, to mile high loads of beautiful excretion. I mean, come on, the lever is there. Flush the effing toilet!

Now, for those that cannot understand. Being in a home where all your siblings and you are allocated one restroom is not fun. Take it from one whose masterclass specializes in what can be deemed fun.

You have the toilet walls turning blackish very fast, like didn't I just wash the toilet two days ago?! And the tissue finishing so soon, like haew, wasn't it two seconds prior that I got this tissue out of daddy's room.

Then don't even get me started on urgencies that come up demanding you freshen up quickly and go catch the bus. Only for you to undress and meet yourself staring at a closed blue door because your sister is in there bathing. (I mean for credibility here... 😎 I'm the slow one when it comes to bathing in my family. I know my faults and my fault knows me.)

What of the times when you are thoroughly, I'm talking 'thoroughly' pressed, only to reach the restroom door, and see it incompatible to house human life (like it ain't even eligible for animal breeding) because one of your siblings decided to eat more they can chew and destroy the latrine with ammonia. Like bruh, your faeces stinks! 

Y'all pity me. I'm here to be your relative not be sacrificed to the altar of your stomach's past discretions!

Therefore, here I am. To lament away my pain. To just rant. To make sure y'all know I understand. I understand the pain of having to use a public toilet in your father's very private house.

But in all, shameless am I! For I still love this toilet colleagues of mine so much.

But till next time, 

Bye and hope you come back to see...more of me.

Love,

Uchechi.